Wednesday, September 24, 2008

What Grinds My Gears #11: The Olympics

I know the Olympics are long over, but for some reason people are still talking about it. So I'm going to.

The Olympics are gay. The whole thing is stupid. And every time I say something like that everyone gets so offended. All of a sudden I'm not patriotic, and I'm a dick because I put down an American athlete. 

The Olympics may be a representation of our country, but it's not war. So shut the fuck up about it. It doesn't matter. It's people in an international pissing contest and I for one am sick of it. I'm allowed to not like it. It doesn't mean I don't like our country. It means I think there's no reason to see who can run the fastest within our country...or the world. Is there really a need for that? If I can slam my nuts on a rot iron fence longer than anyone else, does that mean we should create an international competition for nut slamming? What? You think that's stupid. Well, you're just being unpatriotic, and I don't appreciate that.

The Olympics are gay, you're gay if you like them, Michael Phelps is gay and fuck off about the whole stupid thing.

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