Now, I know that in different countries, this kind of diet is fairly normal - which is why I was blown away to see it in central California. The weirdest part was that this was one of the last few boxes of this shit --- an indication that there are, in fact, some fucking rednecks out there in the middle of nowhere with dried pieces of worm stuck in their teeth (and loving every minute of it no doubt)
Apparently, these are made by HOTLIX (www.hotlix.com), a company that specializes in creating food for those who just aren't satisfied with their snack food unless there's a goddamn insect to munch on. This shit is sick, and I venture to say anyone who eats this horseshit is most likely about to either rape a baby or kill a baby. (Equation: Worms + Human Food = Baby Homicide)
The HOTLICKS website that sells these says:
Original Worm Snax in BBQ, Cheddar Cheese, and Mexican Spice flavored worms for your snacking pleasure. Savor the CRUNCH!
Savor the crunch? Ever head of peanuts asshole?!
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