My hero, Manuel Uribe, also known as the world's fattest man (at 700 lbs.) recently became engaged to wed this Claudia Solis - who has accepted the challenge to embark on the necessary treasure hunt to find his johnson. However, shockingly, Uribe, in an AP story said, "We have sex, and in the eyes of God we are already married." He's mostly just saying that to rationalize the fact that he can't walk her down the aisle to be married in the eyes of his (no doubt mortified) in-laws.
And despite his innumerable fat rolls, Manuel, who used to be in the neighborhood of 1,200 still refuses to wear a shirt for some reason - even around his lady. Classy!
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