Wow, I'm insane

Three years ago I had a Xanga account for my blogging needs. Do you know what Xanga is? Of course you don't. That's why I stopped using it. It's gay. Anyway, I ended up posting a total of about six entries, and then I think I must have just gotten bored with it.

As I was re-reading the posts today, having not looked at them since I posted them three years ago, I realized that I'm (arguably) much more level-headed now than I was at that time. And that's saying a lot. Just to give you an idea, my username was "Meganutsack," and the name of my blog page was "Meganutsack Central." I really cornered the market on nutsacks that were apparently mega.

These posts, which are totally unedited, are completely bizarre....and yet totally fucking hilarious. Enjoy.



Sunday, May 15, 2005


Woah so this is blogging....pretty masturbatory. And boring. I need to get my xanga site out there in the pubic somehow. Let me know if you assholes have any ideas. Oh yeah nobody looks at this waterlizarding thing so how am I suppossed to get advice? That's like a crotch 22! (I was going to either say that or catch 69. I kind of like crotch 22 better) Well I'm going to go smack around some nutsack.


Wow, my first post on the thing. I must really be a narcis...narcisss narcissitt I must really be arrogant to want to write a bunch of shit that only I will laugh at. I suspect this xanga guy is gay because he wanted to know so much information about me a minute ago. Why does he want to know where I live? So he can come anally rape me? Did I spell anally right? Is there a spellchecker on here? Is "spellchecker" one word or four?


Sunday, May 15, 2005


Hey check out that picture of me dancing with some gay guy. Afterwards we both raped a horse together.


Monday, May 16, 2005


Well shit. Our apartment really blows cats. I swear to genitals, every time I'm in the goddamn bathroom my roommate has to take a dump and every time he's in the bathroom I have to take a dump. We're both reeaaaally like like like umum um like stubborn so we usually end up taking dumps on each other. I can't wait to move into a house that has fifteen bathrooms. Then what I can do is to split up my shitting; let me explain. I would want to take advantage of every goddamn bathroom in the house so I would start to take a real huge shiza in one, let my sphinkter cut it off the poo matter about one sixteenth of the whole of the crap, then run to another, keep dumping, cut it with sphinkter, run to another one....you get the idea. I'd do that until I shat in all the toilets in the house....all fucking fifteen of them! Aw shnap. Plus I would get one whoring good workout, not only my sphinkter muscles but also my legs from running from toilet to toilet. Let me know if you assholes find a house with fifteen bathrooms.


Wednesday, May 18, 2005


Let's see if any of you assholes can relate to this: Does taking a huge crap and clogging the toilet make you feel like a big man? Well it makes me feel like a big man. Take today, for instance. I took this gargantuan dump....I mean it was a juggernaut of a shit...shitacular you might say. So, needless to say, on the first flush I clogged the shit out of that toilet. I was like, "yeah bitch toilet, I own you!" Then I flushed it again, thinking that overflowing it would boost my ego a bit more. But, on the second flush, the whole motherfucking pile goes down no problem! Son of a whore! That's some real horseshit! Again, I was reduced to an individual that has no power over man nor toilet.

On a brighter note, I don't know what's going on with captain sphinkter these days. I can't seem to finish a crap. It always stops midway so that I have to wipe my ass fifty fucking times till I'm practically menstrual out of my ass. I swear, my rectum is taking a harder beating than Elton John after a sold out concert in West Hollywood. You know what I'm sayin'! Sheeeaat.


Tuesday, June 14, 2005


No one takes these jew spanking blog things seriously. You know why? Because everyone does this gay shit. That's why. If I was the only one and I said, "here here I have a new bullshit waste of time to propose everyone listen up: from now on I will sporatically write masturbatory bullshit and everyone shall look forth in mild amusement....no no I mean hysterical amusement because after all....this is the first ever web nutwacking waste of time. And I will call this horseshit.....blobbing...no I mean blabbing. Yeah blabbing."

SO this is my fucking blab about myself. Everyone's so gaddamn focused on themselves that they just want to write about themselves and then they actually have the mammoth nutsack to think that some other cunt shit would want to read about how they went to the supermarket and banged Pierce Brosnan in the poultry aisle. Is there a poultry aisle? Who gives a shit! You don't! You shouldn't! I know that for a fact because no one in their catscrewing right mind would ever sit on thier nuts and read some gaddamn horseshit about boning Pierce Brosnan in the crackerjack center at the supermarket. Ga!


Friday, July 29, 2005


Hey fuckers it's me again...that's right, Yourmom! I like to refer to myself as Yourmom because in a sense I'm giving birth to a new way of thinking: that is to say, a way of thinking which does not discriminate against black or white or yellow or poo-flavor...no this thought mechanism doesn't do such things. I don't hate jews or africans or even frenchy fig-eater types in a different way than I hate my next door neighbor (well, she IS armenian but just ignore that). No, I hate all peoples equally, not showing favor to one or the other. I think in this way, we can have a fairly even spread of hatred, and if there is any kind of genocide coming this way everyone will be confused when it comes time to memorialize the day of the genocide because it wasn't just one race that was destroyed....it was little parts of all of them. This mere confusion will then cause hatred among races because of thier disagreance on how to celebrate the genocide day and this will, in turn, cause more hatred, then there will be innevitably another genocide because of their agruements and so on and so forth. What a waste of time that just was.
But you pieces of fagatshit get the idea, don't you? So, if you hate white people or south-east Asians, just realize that the black guy in the Escalade is probably just as irrating as them so you should hate that guy too. Unless you want to be a racist you piece of dogshit.