What Grinds My Gears #6: Lazy old people

Look at this fagat! (see above fagat)

So, I'm sitting in the usual place I go for lunch the other day, which is a SERVE YOUR FUCK FUCK SELF sandwich place.

This means that even if you're old as shit, you need to SERVE YOUR FUCK FUCK SELF!

But apparently this particular asshole (see above fagat) didn't get the message.

Because I'm sitting there like a human eating my sandwich, and I look over to see this dickhole (see above fagat) of an old guy, out of no where, just raise his fucking soda cup into the air and hold it there for a good 30 seconds, clearly expecting somebody to come running over and refill it with the swiftness of Karen Carpenter's gag reflex.

Well, no one came to his aide.

He then proceeds to look around, as clearly no one is paying attention to him----probably because it's a SERVE YOUR FUCK FUCK SELF sandwich shop! There is a goddamn soda fountain by the counter, and humans typically go over to it and fill their shit up!

Apparently not if you're an old fagat.

If you're an old fagat you probably expect people, who are in the back of the kitchen and in reality can not by any means see you, to be watching your old ass closely, just to make sure you don't require any type of personal assistance. Fagat!

At this point, I realize I'm pissed off by this old fagat's presumptuous behavior, and so I walk around and make sure I get a nice little shot of this dickhole with my brand new iPhone. Yes, that's right, iPhone. Did I mention it's brand? And also new? Happens also to be an iPhone....also. ALSO!

Anyway, the next time he raises his fucking cup like some kind of Christopher Reeve, he happens to catch the attention of an employee who's already out on the floor. Now, what I would have done is to knock his chair out from under him and promptly dump the remainder of the cup on his head (mostly ice, because evidently he was 'a runnin dry!') But, she, not wanting to lose her job ostensibly, took it and refilled it.

While she was refilling it though, I think I heard her mumble, "old fagat" under her breath.