I know what you're thinking. Probably somewhere along the lines of, "Boy, he's really lost his shit now." Let's just say I'm not going to disagree with you.Or will I?
I'm not sure really. But the point is, I'm fucking sick of this shower curtain. That's for damn sure.
Essentially, here's the issue: This particular shower curtain that I have in my bathroom happens to lack a certain, how you say, uh, fuckin' stickiness that I would prefer for it to have. What I mean is, it should be "sticking" to the porcelain contour of the tub. Right? Yes, the answer is, yes it should be.
Anyway, it doesn't do that. So, when I'm taking a shower, this fucking thing is constantly all up in my shit! I mean, ALL up in it! It's blowing around for some God-unknown reason, flapping in some mythical mystical breeze that I can't decipher, and I practically have to hump mildew on the other side of the wall just to avoid perpetual molestation from this plastic bitch! No, not acceptable!
This does not make for what I would call a "good time in the shower." And I like to have a "good time." And no, pull your mind out of the gutter for a moment---that's not what I mean. I mean, I like to bring in a beer or an occasion paperback while I'm taking a shower. Why? Well, maybe 'cause I lost my shit, but that's neither here nor there. The point is, I can't have a "good time in the shower" with a fucking asshole shower curtain!
What's my solution, you may ask? Well, probably nothing. Most likely it will involve complaining and hoping that it fixes itself. Or I might pour honey on the inside of it so it sticks to the thing. We'll just have to see I guess.
1 comment:
I have proof you have a good time in the shower.
Why not get some magnets to put in the bottom or tape that shit to the wall?
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