What Grind My Gears #3: Plastic buckets

It really grinds my gears when I hit shit on the freeway. I've only had my car for about four months, bought it brand new and I baby this thing like a mofuck. I've never cared so much about any other car I've had, and coincidentally, every other car I've owned has never been so much as dented.

Well, guess what happens when I buy something I actually care about? Smashed! In the vagina!

So one morning I'm driving to work on the God-forsaken 605 Freeway, and what happens to be sitting in the middle of the slow lane? God damn plastic bucket is what. My first instinct is to swerve, but there's a car to my left, thus forcing me to hit this bitch head-on.

When I do hit it, the fucking thing goes bouncing off to the shoulder and I take the next exit off the freeway. I figure I may have some paint scratched off or something like that. But no, that's not the case at all. Dented! In the vagina!