For my own amusement

Now, I'm not so deluded that I think nobody's ever thought what I say, or never said what I think, but that's not going to stop me from saying or thinking it. I figure, why just stop at saying it; or for that matter, thinking it. So, whether it's original or not, I'm going to write it.

If the things I say have been said before, chances are they were said by lesser men (douche bags is what I'm trying to say). Therefore, as a man of dignity, strength, power, limitless sex appeal and the unique ability to not take myself seriously (as if you couldn't tell from the previous four adjectives), I will share the many things that piss me off, make me happy and anywhere in between. I'm sure no one cares, so....

.....this is for me and my own amusement.