Hey spiders, fuck you. You know what really grinds my gears? It really grinds my gears when every single night when I come home I have to walk through a goddamn spider utopia. This is not your world spiders! No, unacceptable.How arrogant are spiders? Really? I mean, look at them. With their eight legs and ...fuckin thread constantly pouring out their ass. Thread out the ass? I mean, you must realize that when you walk into a spider web, you're essentially walking into spider crap. Bet you never thought of it that way right? No, you didn't. That's why I'm here, to give new perspectives to old concepts.
So, let me get this straight. Spiders have six more legs than humans (yeah, like they never rub THAT in our face!) AND they insist on pooping their invisible shit every possible place....as if they're some kind of crazy fecalpheliac...and they get off on watching people walk into their crap, and then pathetically try to peel it off! No spiders, this will not stand.
I suggest that every time you see a spider, show 'em whose world it is by pulling down your pants and taking a juggernaut dump on their head. I think if enough people do that, we may, just may, get our point across.
Join the fight against fecalphiliac spiders now!
1 comment:
I am so glad you wrote about this...fuck spiders, dude! I hate walking into that crap when I come over too. I always have to inspect myself to make sure none of the little jerks have made a home in my hair. Ew, gross!
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